What happens in Vegas


Just got back from a great week’s holiday in Las Vegas. There’ll be separate posts on some of the people and places, but for now, here are the three things we heard or saw which made us chuckle the most:
1. “Are you 55 years old or better?”
2. “We apologise for showing you footage of someone smoking, but this is a live news feed from Iran”
3. “Italian food so authentic you’d swear you were in New York”

Also, this was fantastic:
“After the break, the answer to the question everyone is asking – just who is the mystery guy spotted on the shoulder of Lindsey Lohan?”
(Cries from all Brits watching: “It’s Robbie Williams, you dipstick, and who the **** is Lindsey Lohan anyway?”)